Only two things make me cry:
"Danny Boy" and an empty pint.

I have a soft spot for the wee pubs -
their pints always look bigger.

A little beer never hurt anybody. But a big one's better.

Don't cry over spilt milk. Be glad it wasn't yer pint.

A pint a day keeps the Doctor away, down at the pub.

Beer foam is why God gave us sleeves.